IMPORTANT PEOPLE WHO MAY HAVE CHEATED DEATH:
"President Bush's cousin should have been in the World Trade Centre when it was attacked. Jim Pierce, managing director of AON Corporations, had arranged a business conference on the 105th floor of the South Tower where its New York offices were based. But his group was too large so they decided to move across the street to the Millenium Hotel. Two hundred AON staff are missing."
Ananova, September 18, 2001

"Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, is among those thanking their lucky stars they weren't in the World Trade Center as planned last Tuesday. The ex-wife of Prince Andrew had an 8:45 a.m. meeting scheduled that day for her Chances for Children charity, which is based at the WTC, but was running late ..."
Los Angeles Daily News, September 19, 2001

The House voted Thursday to treat attacks on a pregnant woman as separate crimes against both her and the fetus she is carrying. Critics say it would undermine abortion rights by giving fetuses new federal legal status.
The two sides also argued over language in the bill that defines "unborn child" as "a member of the species homo sapiens, at any stage of development, who is carried in the womb."


mred:
so heres the point of that whole stupid peterson case which seems to exist solely in the fox dimension.

"The House voted Thursday to treat attacks on a pregnant woman as separate crimes against both her and the fetus she is carrying. Critics say it would undermine abortion rights by giving fetuses new federal legal status.
The two sides also argued over language in the bill that defines "unborn child" as "a member of the species homo sapiens, *at any stage of development*, who is carried in the womb."

im not sure what would happen if u killed a woman before she takes a morningafter pill. do the murders net out? can u get credits? what if she was carrying twin eggs?

"The bill also states that an offense does not require proof that the assailant had knowledge that the victim was pregnant."
hmmm - two murders, one bullet. or praps 2 birds with one stone. presumably it doesnt matter therefore if even the woman knows that she is pregnant. which presumably means that a woman can be found guilty of murder - not just if she gets an abortion, and not just if she takes a morning after pill, but doing anything that mite endanger the dividing cells in her womb - say drinking or smoking... even if she doesnt know that she's pregnant... given that abstinence is the only guarantee, then any woman who drinks and/or smokes and/or skydives etc and has had sex in the last month or two is potentially an unwitting murderer. creepy ashcroft will probably introduce special identity cards with daily urine analysis for women which they will need to show in order to buy alcohol at a bar - best he doesnt hear about that idea...

the bill is called the Laci and Conner Peterson Bill - itll be funny if scott gets off.

i saw some odd headline that oral sex causes cancer or death or something - 'we regulate tobacco use for health reasons...' - they'll ban wotever they can - we'll prolly see an underturning of the overturning of the sodomy laws... sex toys are tools of the devil, masturbation makes u go blind etc etc

revenge of the body snatchers