"jesus died for your spins"

john is making more tee-shirts. he already has lots of great ones.

with my usual humility, i think i just coined a delicious phrase, which might go very well next to a pic of karl: "jesus died for your spins"

according to google - until today, these 5 words have never been seen together in any of the following combinations:
"jesus died for your spins"
"jesus died for your spin"
"jesus died for my spins"
"jesus died for my spin"

judging from a google count, "jesus died for your sins" is the most popular version of the slogan, so im gonna go with "jesus died for your spins"

this is quite possibly my greatest contribution to global discourse for the day.