" A Fox News online editorial acknowledges the very real possibility of a Democratic takeover of the House, and proposes several steps the Democrats should take in such an event, in order to do right by the country. "Step one," reads the Fox editorial, "would be for the Democratic leadership to definitively put to rest any loose talk of impeaching President Bush. They should say in one and two syllable words that impeachment will not happen once they are in the majority and thus take away a potential rallying cry for the beleaguered Republicans."(h/t to whoever sent that one thru. thnx)
This may be, when all is said and done, one of the funniest moments in time in all of American political history.
[]Rep. Henry Waxman (D-Calif.) sits on the Committee on Government Reform, and will become chairman should the Democrats re-take the House in November. Waxman, in 1998, founded the Special Investigations Division within the minority offices on this committee, "to conduct investigations into issues that are important to the minority members of the Government Reform Committee and other members of Congress."
There are more than fifty investigations that have been performed and continued to be performed by Waxman's Special Investigations Division. Among these are investigations into the torture at Abu Ghraib, Cheney's notorious energy task force meetings, a variety of Halliburton payoffs, electronic voting, the administration's response to Hurricane Katrina, and the vast scandal surrounding administration abuse of Iraq intelligence and the exposure of CIA agent Valerie Plame.
[]Burton was throwing mud. Waxman will be throwing fire, if handed the opportunity. Beyond Waxman and Conyers, there will be Barney Frank chairing the House Financial Services Committee. There will be Louise Slaughter chairing the House Committee on Rules. There will be Charlie Rangel chairing the Ways and Means Committee. This list goes on, and on.
As amusing as the GOP's fear of impeachment is, the truth is that this Constitutional doomsday device is the least of their worries. Conyers does not have to impeach George W. Bush to throw a few torpedoes into the side of the Republican battleship. All he has to do, along with Waxman and the other chairs, is investigate with subpoena power. Tell the truth in public hearings with the principals under oath. Let the facts come to light in a way we have not seen for many years.
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For now, it is enough to be amused by the smell of fear emanating from the GOP. This newest tactic - warning people about the potential for impeachment - begs one simple question: if they have nothing to hide, what are they afraid of? The answer, clearly, is John Conyers. He is, you'll hear soon enough, a terrifying man."
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Playing the Impeachment Card
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yes. 'elected' has 3 syllables...
perhaps if we change it to: ""I promise, right here and now, that if we win by y'all good folks, that I won't hurt the warmongeringfascistpigmurderingdictator George W. Bush, our Preznit.""
then we're good to go...
Keeping it down to 2 syllables or less for the Fox viewing audience:
If you've done nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear.
All options are on the table.
They should say in one and two syllable words that impeachment will not happen once they are in the majority...
and then, after they're majority, they should JUST DO IT ANYWAY.
dpn - egads! you used au-di-ence in your setup piece. does that count?
rimone! shame on you! a political statement is kinda like a promise, ya know
Here are 3 one syllable words on impeachment, BRING IT ON!!! It's time for Das Dubya and Darth to go to the woodshed.
kathleen, today is too late already.
let's get rid of him
Burn, Das Bush, burn!
More one syllable words.
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