Wednesday, July 12, 2006

government-induced dyspepsia

* we have a new product: "Mmm... Peach Mint Tea
"a remedy for government-induced dyspepsia"

Hold a Tea Party to overthrow King George!

Is your country turning into a totalitarian state? Are you saddened by the destruction of our democracy? This zesty blend of high-quality black teas, infused with the aromas of ripening peaches and cool, dewy mint leaves, is sure to calm your nerves! Just drink up, and take "Mmm... Peach Mint" power into your own hands!"

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