Thursday, March 15, 2007

I'm still all-sibel-all-the-time and can't really deal with distractions - but the ksm stuff seems hysterical at face value. i was watching some german tv today and they were the first to inform me that KSM's 'confession' was delivered by the cousin of the translator of his legal representative's sister-in-law. last saturday. or something.

attaturk has this:

How about that "timely" re-confession of the Iron Shiek, Khalid Ron Jeremy Mohammad?

On my blog (and that's how you blogwhore!) this morning there is a run down of all the crimes the Shiek (as opposed to the equally conniving, but not as evil "Master Shake") plead to besides 9/11:
Attacking Chicago, attacking Los Angeles, attempting to assassinate Presidents Clinton, George H.W. Bush, and Carter. Taking part in forging the Zimmerman Telegram and writing the Protocols of the Elders of Zion; rubbing down Barry Bonds; the 18-minute gap; clubbing Jon Benet to death with Jimmy Hoffa's femur; an unauthorized biography of Howard Hughes; revealing Thers name and address to right-wing bloggers; Piltdown Man; being the fifth dentist in the Trident commercials; trying to steal Whitney Houston away from both Bobby Brown AND Osama; the donation of Constantine; shacking up in the Pacific with Amelia Earhart; shooting Harry Whittington; being the inspiration for 'A Million Little Pieces'; molesting CNN anchorbots; not anticipating the breaching of the levees, or ironically anticipating flying planes into buildings; designing Tori Clark's suitcoats; blogging for Edwards 2008; replacing a restaurants expensive coffee with Folgers Crystals; belonging to Hannidate; that he eats aardvarks, armadillos, bears, boars, cats, bats, dawgs, hawgs, stoats, goats, yaks, and old gnus, but prefers ducks; watching "The World According to Jim"; choosing Barabas; laughing at Carrot Top; being a fugitive from OJ's justice; killing both Jerry Mathers & Mikey from the Life Cereal commericials in 'Nam; paying to see "Ishtar"; being Richard Hatch's financial advisor; plagiarizing Ben Domenech; clubbing Mrs. Richard Kimble to Death with Jimmy Hoffa's humorous bone; trying to put together a coalition of terror groups including rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, RedState readers and Methodists; dumping Maureen Dowd because she was so clingy; and joining the John Podhoretz Handsome Man Modeling Agency.
No an evildoer is an evildoer, but somehow after six years of conveniently timed news-releases it doesn't surprise me that this did not come out on a Friday.
the only thing i'll add is that the media appears to be running, exclusively, with that same ugly photo they used 4 years ago.


Anonymous said...

the only thing i'll add is that the media appears to be running, exclusively, with that same ugly photo they used 4 years ago.

That's actually a good point. If Muhammed was killed in the Sept. 11, 2002 raid in Karachi (as several sources have reported), then it might be a little difficult to get any new mugshots of him:

lukery said...

perhaps they could photoshop a photo of the devil.