...the Pentagon also redacted a section in which Mohammed confesses to...
1. creating the "giant wind machine" which caused Hurricane Katrina
2. planting a certain blue dress which caused a spot of trouble for Bill Clinton
3. rigging the vote on 'American Idol'
4. robbing a liqor store in Butte Montana - just for the hell of it
5. being a big fan of Fox News
6. killing Jimmy Hoffa and putting a contract out on Jack Bauer of "24"
7. declaring Jihad on Christmas
8. that no one in his organization can translate the "English" of George W. Bush
9. hiring Mary Matalin, only to fire her the next morning when she appeared without makeup
10. that his secret hero is - Dick Cheney.
Friday, March 16, 2007
KSM declared Jihad on Christmas
Oldschool on KSM:
Posted by lukery at 3/16/2007 03:30:00 PM