update: uranus in the comments:
Meanwhile, Americablog landed over 1,200 comments on Gonzales Thursday. I figured this story would be light for comments here. May I do the honors?
This man spent over two weeks rehearsing five hours a day for the hearing. Then, he denied remembering things 70 times. Apparently his staff just threw up their hands and said, "it can't be done! You'd better just dummy up and keep your mouth shut. And, oh yeah, if you can throw in the phrases, 'who am I?' and 'where am I?' a couple times, that will help."
What a pathetic defense strategy! I didn't know he was that stupid, and figured he could tap dance a little better. What do you imagine Monica Goodling's lawyers told her? "You'll be indicted in at least 20 high crimes if you testify. You'd better quit your job and vanish!!"
How I long for the good old days when an independent media would have driven Bush and Friends out of town on a rail.