Wednesday, April 21, 2004

today i saw a banner on fox saying 'coming up - jesus: frequently asked questions... and answers' - even this disciplined media soldier couldnt take that hit and had to quickly switch it off.

im not sure if i mentioned it before - but last week, fauxnews was running an online poll: "did melgibsonsthepassion change your life?" i kid u not. the crazies have really fucking taken over.

stunning propagenda tho - people actually sit there and make this shit up... can u imagine the dynamic?
whore1: 'ok - so we gotta push this god thing'
whore2: 'lets have gibson on'
whore1: cant get him
whore4: how bout his dad?
whore1: nah - mite be better to keep him quiet while the assasinations are going on
whore6: we could run another version of melgibsonsthepassion made a carthief repent and return the car
whore1: (rolls eyes) - again??
whore4: true - how bout we do that story about how well melgibsonsthepassion is selling in muslim countries
whore1: (rolls eyes) - again??
whore6: true - the pope story?
whore1: (rolls eyes) - again??
whore3: true - ummmm 'believers faint at melgibsonsthepassion'??
whore1: (rolls eyes) - again??
whore2: true - ummmm 'parish organises screening'??
whore1: (rolls eyes) - again??
whore2: true - how bout that its back at number one? and we could do a piece on other movies that have lost and then regained #1. and a story about financial projections.
whore1: they are already in production...
whore3: hmm - how about how melgibsonsthepassion beats spiderman cos people are sick of cartoon heroes when they can choose a real one - jesus.
whore1: ouch - nice one!
whore3: and we can run the same story but juxtaposing harry potter and all that paganism
whore1: ouch - nice one again!
(the internet guy pops up):we could run a poll and promote - praps 'didja like melgibsonsthepassion? yes/no'
whore1: lol - thats undershooting - how bout 'is melgibsonsthepassion the best movie this year?'
whore4: lol - thats undershooting - how bout 'is melgibsonsthepassion the best movie ever?'
whore5: lol - thats undershooting - how bout 'how did melgibsonsthepassion change your life?'
whore132: lol - surely not.
whore2: lol - i dare ya!
whore1: lol - how bout 'did melgibsonsthepassion change your life?'
everyone: niiiiiiiiiiice

if this scenario doesnt sound realistic, please dont tell me. the idea that someone actually came up with 'did melgibsonsthepassion change your life?' as a reasonable question to ask would break both my mind and heart.

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