Friday, April 29, 2005

the devolution will not be televised

* blinky can take over the airwaves at will. first day of the sweeps. the good news is that the networks wouldnt carry it, at first. the bad news is that they all did after some heavy slapping.

* "Asked to explain why under his watch the number of terrorist attacks around the world last year reached a record high, Bush said: "Well, we have made the decision to defeat the terrorists abroad so we don't have to face them here at home. And when you engage the terrorists abroad, it causes activity and action."" LINK
and anarchy and assholes but no apologies

* blinkys uses the 10th anniversary of chernobyl to announce more nuclear plants.

* blinky at the press conference "some people say im a little blunt" - we also say you are very thick.

* the socsec baloney was how many lies per miunte? i couldnt count em. i think he promised everyone lots more pesos than dollars. or something. at least he pretended to be progessive about it.

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