papal power

* some guy on fox was saying that ward churchill is a conformist on most campuses, but the pope is really cool cos he is a radical.

* btw the beeb is actually running some pieces that say 'hang on - the pope isnt really that cool'.

* FTR - the pope doesnt want women priests, doesnt like condoms, thinks fags are evil, abortion is murder, and doesnt mind that his fellow frock-folk fuck little boys. on the plus side, he didnt like the iraq invasion and was marginalised as a weirdo becos of it. the only bad news about the pope dying is 'the pope is dead, long live the pope' - and one imagines the next one will be worse.

* i love all this nonsense about the pop(e) - before he died, u had all these people on the teeve praying to Dog that he do his will - either let us have him back if thats his will, or take the pope home with as little suffering as possible. apparently Dog was sitting up there with the angels undecided, ruminating about what to do and taking a prayer poll - should i make the pope suffer a bit longer? should i listen to that chick in manilla who doesnt want the pope to die? should i fix him up again? im getting so much free press - praps i should take hime out now - and we we could sell the funeral rights... easter, schiavo and now the pope - i could be on the cover of newsweek for like 8 consecutive issues - thats gotta be a record - and then if i draw out the process for getting a new pope, then we can prolly get a few more. its funny all these people praying me to do my will and take the current pope, or not, depending on my mood. im fucking Dog! of course ill do my will! whaddya they think i am??? i dont need to focus-group this thing ya know. im kinda like POTUS if ya think about it.

* andersoncooper is live in the vatican lol. God hates fags remember!

* common ills on schiavo / pope "So I'm wondering exactly when did death pageants become the new beauty pageants?" LINK lol

* does the pope get automatic entry into heaven? everyone seems to assume he is there, but i thought we werent able to know the mind of Dog. does he get 72 virginal altar boys?

* cnn is telling me that the pope had a really good sense of timing, and picked out a phrase from todays gospel to tell me why today was a good day to die.

* when was the last time the pope mentioned the war?