Hezbollah leader hiding in Iranian Embassy

* moonietimes headline: "Hezbollah leader said to be hiding in Iranian Embassy" - i was gonna write 'there's only one way to find out - blow up the embassy and see if his body is there' - then i read through the article:

"If confirmed, the reports could lead to an Israeli air strike on the embassy, possibly leading to a widening of the conflict, said officials who spoke on the condition of anonymity. Foreign embassies are sovereign territory and an attack on an embassy could be considered an act of war.
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But other reports from the region indicate Sheik Nasrallah may be in Damascus.
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A Middle East diplomat confirmed that Israel is seeking out Sheik Nasrallah and that the Iranian Embassy appears mostly evacuated. "

these people are fucking insane.

if the degenerati ever decide that global warming is 'real,' the news reports will read:

President Bush warned Iran that, as a major source of oil, their mullahocracy needed to 'do something' or face 'serious consequences.' Other reports speculate that the Global Warming Monster has slipped across the border into Syria. President Bush also reiterated that Venezuela needs to do more to secure the border between Syria and Iran, adding "Freedom lovers don't appreciate being terrorized by hurricanes."