The Republican get out the vote effort depends on volunteers to make phone calls for them. Becoming a volunteer is easy. All you do is go here:Dammit. I didn't think of that. I bet Karl Rove already did. Bastard.
Once you get there, it is easy to sign up. So easy, in fact, that hypothetically you could enter bogus information from a swing district, say, somewhere in the state of Missouri, Tennesee, or Virginia. Then, the website will give you the names and telephone numbers of 20 people in that district to call, with a little form for you to indicate whether or not you reached them, and to tell Karl Rove what happened.
Hypothetically, instead of calling all the people, you could instead simply fill out their little form, indicating that you called all the people, but that they couldn't be reached because they were, say, all dead.
Yeah. That's the ticket. They croaked.
Then, I presume, those folks would get crossed off the GOP's little list, and would never get called by the GOP reminding them to vote.
Alternatively, still purely hypothetically, you could actually call them, but use your own script. For example, you could say:
Hi, I'm Congressman Mark Foley, and I'm calling to remind you that your vote for the GOP this coming Tuesday will allow pedophiles like me to continue to groom high school boys for hot anal sex in my Congressional Offices.
Too graphic for you? You could try this:
Please remember to vote this Tuesday. If you don't vote for the Republicans, our soldiers might have to come home from Iraq instead of dying in that God forsaken hell hole.
Still not your style? Try this:
Everytime you vote Republican, the baby Jesus cries.
Don't like that one either? That's OK. You get the idea. Be creative.
One last thought. The forgoing was strictly for entertainment purposes. I really have no idea if any of this is legal. If you find that out that it violates Bush's Making American's Safer by Suspending Habeus Corpus or the Protecting Our Borders by Torturing American Citizens Act or something, don't send me a postcard from Gitmo. You are on your own.
Dont be sorry. Get even.