Saturday, November 11, 2006

K.I.A. Baghdad, Aged 18 - Closed Casket

* via rimone, Wired asked some sci-fi buddies to write a six-word novel. some highlights:

It cost too much, staying human.
- Bruce Sterling

Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses.
- Richard Powers

Bush told the truth. Hell froze.
- William Gibson

The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.
- Orson Scott Card

We went solar; sun went nova.
- Ken MacLeod

TIME MACHINE REACHES FUTURE!!! … nobody there …
- Harry Harrison

K.I.A. Baghdad, Aged 18 - Closed Casket
- Richard K. Morgan

whorl. Help! I'm caught in a time
- Darren Aronofsky and Ari Handel

Nevertheless, he tried a third time.
- James P. Blaylock

and of course, the original and best:

Hemingway: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

7 comments:

Andrew Simon said...

Einstein was wrong. Time stood still.

lukery said...

funny. clever. i owe you.

Andrew Simon said...

That's not enough. One more please!

Andrew Simon said...

Got to go. Girlfriend calling. LOUDLY.

Anonymous said...

my fave's William Gibson's 'Bush told the truth. Hell froze.'

if only! /rimone

Anonymous said...

wrong lukery. It should be "funny. clever. i owe you one."

lukery said...

my friends, i have shortcomings.