most commonly asked (from people who email her)
she's lying. she's actually cute and safe and friendly.
Q: how old are you, anyway?
A: why does it matter? (never got replies to that but i honestly do wanna know. in fact, before i go on, i’ll tell youse now, when i answer someone who’s been nasty, they NEVER get back to me.)
Q: what’s with your thing about bush? he’s our President; have some respect!
A: no, he’s not mine; only a mealy-mouthed phoney cowboy and total illiterate who’s squatting in the oval office thanks to his cronies and SCOTUS. anyway, to quote Tony Soprano again, ‘those who want respect, give respect.’
Q: how could you write all that shit about your personal life? have you no shame?
what personal life?no, i know no shame. i’m from NYC and thus, have absolutely none at all; born and bred that way, complete with the big mouth which, back there, served me very well as kind of a survival mechanism and thank fuck for that.
Q: do you really have ADD? (with variations on ‘or are you just trying to be all cute?’)
look! a kitty!like who in their right mind would bullshit about something like this? morons.
Q: what about your immense drugs/alcohol intake?
A: your point being?
i’m striving to be a female Hunter S Thompson apart from his brilliance, which i don’t have(i never really said that last [not to them, anyway] but then again, i never received any replies to the first. poltroons.)
Q: who the fuck do you think you are?
A: just an unrepentant punk with a fucking big mouth who’s lucky to have her own website. deal with it.
Q: who would take someone like you seriously?
A: um…why are you reading my site again, dude? for shits and grins or to encite your hatred of free-thinkers and/or liberals more?
Q: why are you so angry?
A: LOL, where to begin? with SCOTUS fucking US in the ass back in december 2K? with the chickenshit playing hero with his bullhorn after he shit his trousers on september the 11th? with the stolen 2004 ‘election? with Commander ‘Kleenex’ Crotchwad and his ‘Mission Accomplished?’ with the media bending over backwards to assure US that Al Gore was this elite snob who, not only invented (invented, mind you) the Internets but was totally out of touch? and the same do-nothing media telling US how Kerry lost the presidential debates cause he wasn’t as well-versed as the preznit? the War in Iraq? the Downing Street Memos? i could go on but why bother? and then there came Katrina. i might puke.
oh, and the best part — i’m angry cause before SCOTUS, i was a fairly non-violent person and indulged myself in my many varied interests, mostly having to do with art, dance, poetry, learning new tech, graphics, design and much much more. now that shit’s all sadly (for me) fallen by the wayside.
Q: why do you curse so much?
A: fuck off, asswipe, and don’t let the door hit you on the ass on yer way out.
Q: are you really the same in real life as you are at your site? like, is your online persona REALLY the real you?
A: are you fucking kidding me dude(s)? as fucking IF i could be anyone else.
as i mailed Lukery yesterday, ‘it’s funny — when people meet me in meatspace they always go “i thought your online persona was like a jokey thing — it’s not and i’m amazed (and/or happy or frightened [or whatever] to see you’re the same online as off.”…’