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happy biffday, kathleen, have a drink or ten for me. :-)
happy birthday kathleen!!As your attorney, may I advise you that there are special statutes in place whereby, if someone asks your age on your birthday, you are legally entitled to one hearty "F**k Off!"See, that's why they pay me the big bucks - I know all the weird ones - and sometimes I just make 'em up - but I've used it successfully, several times now.
HA! Lotsa celebrating ... and a legal opinion on the pushback! What more could a body ask?!Happy birthday, indeed, Kax - since you worked so hard yesterday, I believe you're entitled to another day just for celebrating. As a matter of fact, why not take the rest of the week . . .
Thanxxxx guys!!! I took a toke or two to celebrate. When people ask what year I was born, I tell them it was so long ago, it's practically BC.Today's my daughter's birthday, so we'll celebrate together over the weekend. With grandkids, we do bulk birthdays now.
kathleen - we don't do bulk birthdays here.yours is special all by itself.and when Kathleen says she's 'practically BC' - what she effectively means is that she's smarter and wiser than jesus.
"and when Kathleen says she's 'practically BC' - what she effectively means is that she's smarter and wiser than jesus."RIMSHOT! LOL!! :-D
Notes from a Neandrathal: What is RIMSHOT?
kax - you'll have to ask leeb - or someone else with a filtyh mind!
Rimshot: That sharp, three- or four-beat sound made on the rim of a snare drum to punctuate a particularly funny line delivered by the comic. See, Henny Youngman or Johnny Carson. In this instance, Luke = funny man, because of how he artfully spun your self-disparaging age reference('BC') into his own clever compliment.Gotta love it. :-) Call me crazy, but it really tickled my funny bone.
ok, crazy.hmmm - i hadn't heard that definition.alternatively #4 here (not for the faint hearted)
Wikipedia has it here.
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